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| Our top story on Faux News: George Cloney has been named Acting President by the Supreme Court in a surprise ruling. | |
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| That's right, Bob. And the new incumbent and his running mate, "Dick" have jumped ten points ahead in the polls. | |
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"It's clone-mania! Now all the candidates are trying to position themselves as a non-humans........ 'Dick':............. Senator John Kerry:
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| I've got so much hardware in me, I'm bionic. The six million dollar 'Dick'. | |
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Nader..............Senator John Edwards:"
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| I'm an alien. But you knew that. | |
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