A thousand and twelve clones

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 14, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-14-04
Dubya! You're OK!
Course I am! I just faint like a woman when I hear gunfire. That's why I got out of the draft. I'm a big puss. Now-- my office! I have a dick to pick with you, Bone.
But Tony "The Weasel" Scalia ruled that George Cloney is the president!
Well I got him to unrule it out. Are you gonna come along to my office peacefully or do I have to get the Secret Service?
Can't we talk out here? Pleeeeease?
You heard the man. Oval Office. Now!