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| Today, the FCC fined the Faux network, which like the Faux News Network is owned by billionaire asshole Rupert Murdoch, $1.2 million. | |
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| $1.2 million, you say? That's a lot of money. Let me put it in perspective for you. | |
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| That breaks down to less than $7000 per Faux affiliate. | |
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| Ooooh, I'm really scared. | |
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| Murdoch's made more than $7000 since I started this sentence. Bring it on, FCC! Hey Phil, start passing out money! | |
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| Hey, free money, who wants some? | |
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