FCC Faux Up

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 14, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-14-04
Today, the FCC fined the Faux network, which like the Faux News Network is owned by billionaire asshole Rupert Murdoch, $1.2 million.
$1.2 million, you say? That's a lot of money. Let me put it in perspective for you.
That breaks down to less than $7000 per Faux affiliate.
Ooooh, I'm really scared.
Murdoch's made more than $7000 since I started this sentence. Bring it on, FCC! Hey Phil, start passing out money!
Hey, free money, who wants some?