All comics by CUNT

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by CUNT
1-13-03
Hi, Im CUNT.
Welcome to my motherfucking comic.
Now bend over.

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
When is the first time you fucked a girl?
Well, Chunky the snowman, I believe it was last year.
HA! HA! You were a virgin until only last year?
No, you asked the first time I fucked a GIRL. I fucked plenty of guys....including your dad.
SAAAY WHAAAAAT????

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
My favorite memory was the first time I made love. It was with this hot girl called Mary. It was very romantic and passionate. It was like the whole world froze and we were one.
My favorite memory was when I took part in a circle jerk with your grandpa!

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
No, I do not think that a boogie board could fit up there.
Well, there's no harm in trying.

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
tee-hee
Ow, what's poking me on my butt?

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
Hello, I am Greg, your bisexual counsller. I want you to feel comfertable enough for you to share your deepest secrets.
How about you? What's one of your deepest secrets?
I have wet dreams about the Powerpuff Girls.

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
Hey, Cunt. You're Chunky's friend, right? Well, I want to ask him out, but I'm afraid he will say no.
You're afraid HE will say no?
Come on, Heather! This guy jerks off to shampoo commericals for God's sake!
I should know. I video tape it.

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
I'm getting so worried about the children of today. They are getting sexually active at such young ages. I don't know where they picked that up.
Hey, Frank, remember the No Talking rule when you play with my balls?
Oh, sorry, Cunt.
You better be. I'm having a hard enough time picturing you as a chick without you jabbering on.

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
I think all your aggression lies in the fact that you are over stressed from trying to hide the fact that you are....well, gay!
THAT IS A LOAD OF HORSE SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING GAY!
How much for a hand job?

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
Hey, Chunky. I was wondering if you would like to go out some time.
Thanks, but no thanks. I have no need for a mate. I'm asexual....watch this.
Errr!!!
[PLOP]

 

by CUNT
1-13-03
Tell me what is troubling you.
Well, you see, Greg. All my friends make fun of me for owning a video collection of old epidoes of Married with Children.
But what they don't understand is that I pause it when Christina Applegate's mouth is open, and then I beat off!

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
I spy with my little eye: something that is long and pink with white goo dripping out.
.........
.........
Hmm, too obvious.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
Hello, this is Smith's Day Care Center. How may I help you?
Yes, I'd like to order half a dozen for delivery with extra BBQ sauce, please.
*Click*

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
GILLIGAN!
Yes, Skipper?
I made a coconut butt-plug, wanna sample it?
Do I have a choice?
No, bend over.
This show sucks.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
Here Chunky, I got you some home-made sweet notes for Valintines Day.
Thanks.
What does that one say?
It says: "Please be mine."
What about that one?
This one says: "I shoved this candy up my tight ass before giving it to you."

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
Hey Chunky, wanna go do something at some place?
Naw.
Oh, then do you wanna go watch some softcore porn that they show on the french channel sometimes?
Naw.
Then what do ya wanna do?
Britney Spears.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
Hey, Legless Jill.
Oh, hi Cunt.
Can I ask you a favour?
Sure.
Can you stand on your head so I can have a place to put my beer?

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
Tap. Tap. Tap.
Hey Jimmy, I think the motor in your fridge is acting up.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
I sure hope not!
Tap. Tap. Tap.
I just put my dinner in there a couple of minutes ago.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
I heard you and that girl in there. She's quite a screamer.
Yeah, I was pretty rough on her.
And it apparently really hurts when there is a tampon in there already.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
Do you mind? I'm trying to take a shit here!
How dare you just walk in here while I'm-
Get out of the kitchen, Cunt. I have to wash the dishes.
Wait .... I have a dangler.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
I am a famous photographer. Do you remember those "Hang in There" posters?
Yes.
Well, the cat fell to it's death.
Nothing is worth for living anymore.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
I have a gross rash on my dinky!
Cunt, don't you think that topic is of poor taste?
Ironicly, your mom didn't like the taste either.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
I had a dream last night that made me spunk.
Those are called nocturnal emissions. They happen when the body wants to release excess sperm.
Thanks, brainiac. Now tell me how to get it out of dog fur.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
It's okay. I'm sure lots of grown ups wet the bed sometimes.
But I don't think they yell "Keep drinking, Frank!" while doing it.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
I want a rattle for my birthday.
You're too old for rattles, Jimmy.
It's for bait.

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
You've been avoiding me lately. Are you a homophobe?
Of course not!
Mind if I blow ya off then?

 

by CUNT
2-08-03
I think it is horrible that the age of most prostitutes in Japan is 12 years old.
www.travel.com

 

by CUNT
2-09-03
Ding-Dong!
Yes?
Me and my friends were writing our names in the snow. Got any toilet paper?

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