We all grew up together in a town where you either made something of yourself or you had lots of sex. I'm pretty sure that most of the girls took the easy way out.
What did you make of yourself? Getting knocked up at an early age then stuck in a loveless marriage?
I don't get it, Eric. What did I do wrong?
You're supposed to keep your mouth shut and put your comments in an internet comic.
I just read your comic about the guy sucking his own dick. I can do that, you know. I can't get it all the way in the mouth but I can get both lips on it and suck.
How nice for you.
Don't act like that, you brought it up.
You're not really doing it by yourself, then, are you?