All comics by CW_Anderson

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by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
Hey where are my bitches at.
They are in the club that's where.
You know what they're doing there? Partying.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
I was in a space shuttle last week and I saw a guy smoking a marijuana ciggarette.
I said "Can I hit that?" and he allowed me to.
So I slapped it out of his hand. Oh how it was funny.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
I went to a petting zoo in New York.
I didn't see LL Cool J anywhere.
Some goat he turned out to be.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
I saw a guy the other day and I'm pretty sure he was thinner the last time I saw him.
Now if that's not unacceptable behavior I don't know what is.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
Hunter S. Thompson was a jerk I'm glad he's dead.
Hey fuck you, you're not allowed to say anything bad about Hunter S. Thompson.
It is sad that Hunter S. Thompson died.
Hey fuck you, you didn't like him when he was alive, you should be happy.
Yeah you're right, I'm glad he's dead.
Hey fuck you, you're not allowed to say anything bad about Hunter S. Thompson.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
I am sad that Hunter S. Thompson died.
I heard he was a pretty good journalist and author.
So I'm going to watch a movie.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
Hunter S. Thompson was like a hero to me.
He was such a good person.
What did he do that was so great?
Drugs.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
Oh no. This is bad.
I don't know if I can go on.
What happened?
Someone on the internet said something I don't like.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
ICP and Slipknot both suck.
Yeah I don't really like their music either.
They make music?

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
I heard this white guy say nigger, so I punched him in his head.
But you're not black. Why are you allowed to say it?
I'm Mexican.
I am more of a nigger than him I can say whatever I want.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-12-05
This guy on the internet lied about turning down a date.
What a loser.
How do you know he lied?
Because I don't like him.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-20-05
This girl on the internet likes me.
Is she hot?
I don't know, I haven't met her.
But the font she uses in emails is nice.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-20-05
HEY! EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE! LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING OVER HERE EVERYONE! COME SEE!
LOOK WHAT THESE JERKS ARE DOING! COME AND HAVE A LOOK! OBSERVE WHAT THESE THREE PEOPLE OVER HERE ARE GETTING UP TO.
THEY ARE CALLING ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES!

 

by CW_Anderson
3-20-05
Why can't people understand that I just wanted to help someone by letting them borrow some money?
No one has a problem with that.
They a have a problem with the person borrowing the money not using it for what they have it for, and not paying it back.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-20-05
Check it out, I made some comics about how some girl on the internet is dumb.
These comics are about things that happened a while ago, why are you making them now?
Because she's not around now to defend herself now.

 

by CW_Anderson
3-21-05
It's Gary Oldman's birthday today.
How old is he?
47.
Oh.
What an old man.

 

by CW_Anderson
6-21-08
We all grew up together in a town where you either made something of yourself or you had lots of sex. I'm pretty sure that most of the girls took the easy way out.
What did you make of yourself? Getting knocked up at an early age then stuck in a loveless marriage?
I don't get it, Eric. What did I do wrong?
You're supposed to keep your mouth shut and put your comments in an internet comic.

 

by CW_Anderson
6-21-08
I'd really like to keep people's possible suicides as far away from my little hobby comic strip making website as humanly possible.
Brad I am feeling kind of down I could use someone to talk to. I think I might-
Do whatever you want pal just don't bother me with it.

 

by CW_Anderson
6-21-08
I am interesting in knowing who the po-po is on the stripcreator.
That should be who the po-po are on the stripcreator.
Like I'm going to take English advice from a French Canadian.
I'm not a French Canadian.
Yeah well it's my comic and you're in your undies.

 

by CW_Anderson
6-21-08
I just read your comic about the guy sucking his own dick. I can do that, you know. I can't get it all the way in the mouth but I can get both lips on it and suck.
How nice for you.
Don't act like that, you brought it up.
You're not really doing it by yourself, then, are you?

 

by CW_Anderson
6-21-08
You watch the footy last night, mate? The Saints beat the Dockers well and good.
I'm Australian so I don't know who the Saints or Dockers are.
They play in the Australian Football League.
Oh, you mean AFL. Well I'm from Queensland so I go for the Lions.
Did you enjoy their win against the Dockers last week?

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