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by CZ
9-28-01
In a secluded spot...
Yo... What up Drake?
The results are in...
You got the extra food I wanted?
It's yours if you take another shot to that fake leg
10 minutes earlier:
Who'll give me 2-1 on Jackson's leg! Or 30-1 on the Head!
I'll see some o' that!

 

by CZ
9-28-01
Many years ago...
Hhhmmm... Squirrel..
::chatter::
If I stay still... It'll go away...
::not moving::
Dive dive dive! It's gonna kill us all!!!
Where the heck did he go?

 

by CZ
9-28-01
Lobster made of meat!!!
No!!! Yorke has got to him again!
Cheeessseeee! Lobster cheeeese!
What the...?
Shut up!! I never gave you anything!
I know... But annoying the crew is so much fun!

 

by CZ
9-28-01
Cool... my evil twin...
huh?
hmmmm... Must be in the genes then.

 

by CZ
9-29-01
Hey Yorke
Don't move.. He can't get injured if I don't move
You all right there Yorke? You're a bit quiet
Shut up and Go away! I don't want to have to...
Argh!
Heal you...

 

by CZ
9-29-01
What ya reading there Commander?
It appears to be your suicide note Jackson... Huh?
That's odd I have no intention of dying
10 minutes later:
Argh!
Hahaha! Got him! I wonder if the Commander believed that note...

 

by CZ
9-29-01
Best move away...
I swear he's following me...
It's gonna Kill us all!!!

 

by CZ
10-06-01
Many, many years ago
Awwww... A cute little animal
That's right.. cute, and harmless... harmless...
Hehehehe
Awwwww.. Another one...
Get him!
AARRGGHH!!! Arms don't bend that way!

 

by CZ
10-06-01
Hi! I'm Silver! I have psychic powers!
Hi! I'm Jackson! I get hurt a lot!
I'm sure you aren't hurt that much...
No! I'm hurt every sim! Like on sim one I got shot in the leg... bla bla bla.... more blas.... on sim three... bla bla bla....
Shut up and die you annoying little man!
Told you so!!!

 

by CZ
10-07-01
How can I stop Jackson getting hurt?
Hi Commander! What ya doing?
Hi Jackson, I was just...
Argh!!!
Why do I even bother....
Argh!

 

by CZ
10-08-01
Jackson might be getting promoted...
Jackson... erm... due to certain deaths.. you might reach SGT one day... but there is a catch...
Yippee!!! Anything!
You need to stop getting injured so much...
What!! Noooooo! Wait... how's about.. ::whisper whisper::
So the contract says... You get injured every peaceful sim when they least expect it... but in return you'll try and stop getting shot so much?
But I want safety holiday time when I can get injured when I please!

 

by CZ
10-12-01
Beginning
Today's mission is ... bla...bla...
weeeeeee! I'm so hyperactive!! weeeee
Middle
Jackson: Argh!
Hang on! I'll just heal him with pain killers!
End
Lobster!!!! Weeeeeee Cheeese!!!!! ::passes out after an hour of annoyingness::
Pants! Now I have to carry him! Damn you Jackson! Damn you!!!

 

by CZ
10-19-01
Commander: ARGH!
Yorke: Pants and ouch!
Drake: The Pain!
What's going on!?! Everyone is getting injured but me!!
And that's why you shouldn't eat walnuts Jackson... Jackson?
Argh! It was just a bad dream! Thank God!

 

by CZ
10-24-01
Yo Momma so fat she fall over and cut herself, Gravy come out!
That.. ::sob:: Hurts Jackson...
Yo Momma so fat her blood type is Uncle Ben's!
Well YOUR Momma so fat she's got other fat women orbiting around her!
That.. ::sob:: .. Hurt... hey! No wonder no one came to my birthday party!
Dumb ass...

 

by CZ
9-15-02
:: Sings:: Lobster made of.... Rabbit... Steel.. hhhmm hhmm hhmm
Hello... I'm new here
I'm Jackson I combust at random...
... Moments
Best avoid that one...

 

by CZ
9-15-02
The cat is loaded and I'm not afraid to use it!
::chitter::
::shouts:: Bang!... erm... uh oh
???
Blimey... how rare
::chitters and screams::

 

by CZ
9-16-02
Meanwhile, in Jackson's head...
ARGH!
Mwahahahahaha!
What the hell are you!?!
I am the killer_squirrel2 !! Mwahahahaha!
You gonna do anything?
I can't! I'm a drawing that lacks motor skills! Mwahahahaha!

 

by CZ
9-19-02
Meanwhile in the park
You hide in the bushes, when he arrives, blast him!
Good plan boss! We'll get that fool this time!
::chitter::
Aha! You revealed yourself too early my arch-nemesis! I shall stop this with a handy diving motion... how handy! *Dives to the side*
Argh! You win this time Jackson!
*From bushes* Sorry Boss!

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