The Jackson Injury Lottery: Rigged by CZ9-28-01 In a secluded spot... Yo... What up Drake? The results are in... You got the extra food I wanted? It's yours if you take another shot to that fake leg 10 minutes earlier: Who'll give me 2-1 on Jackson's leg! Or 30-1 on the Head! I'll see some o' that!
Jackson's Youth by CZ9-28-01 Many years ago... Hhhmmm... Squirrel.. ::chatter:: If I stay still... It'll go away... ::not moving:: Dive dive dive! It's gonna kill us all!!! Where the heck did he go?
Jackson's Hobby by CZ9-28-01 Lobster made of meat!!! No!!! Yorke has got to him again! Cheeessseeee! Lobster cheeeese! What the...? Shut up!! I never gave you anything! I know... But annoying the crew is so much fun!
Jackson's injury by CZ9-29-01 Hey Yorke Don't move.. He can't get injured if I don't move You all right there Yorke? You're a bit quiet Shut up and Go away! I don't want to have to... Argh! Heal you...
Jackson's First Death by CZ9-29-01 What ya reading there Commander? It appears to be your suicide note Jackson... Huh? That's odd I have no intention of dying 10 minutes later: Argh! Hahaha! Got him! I wonder if the Commander believed that note...
Jackson's Being Followed by CZ9-29-01 Best move away... I swear he's following me... It's gonna Kill us all!!!
Why Jackson is Scared of Squirrels by CZ10-06-01 Many, many years ago Awwww... A cute little animal That's right.. cute, and harmless... harmless... Hehehehe Awwwww.. Another one... Get him! AARRGGHH!!! Arms don't bend that way!
Jackson's Injury... yet again... by CZ10-06-01 Hi! I'm Silver! I have psychic powers! Hi! I'm Jackson! I get hurt a lot! I'm sure you aren't hurt that much... No! I'm hurt every sim! Like on sim one I got shot in the leg... bla bla bla.... more blas.... on sim three... bla bla bla.... Shut up and die you annoying little man! Told you so!!!
Jackson's Injury 3 by CZ10-07-01 How can I stop Jackson getting hurt? Hi Commander! What ya doing? Hi Jackson, I was just... Argh!!! Why do I even bother.... Argh!
Jackson's Possible Promotion (yer.. like that could happen) by CZ10-08-01 Jackson might be getting promoted... Jackson... erm... due to certain deaths.. you might reach SGT one day... but there is a catch... Yippee!!! Anything! You need to stop getting injured so much... What!! Noooooo! Wait... how's about.. ::whisper whisper:: So the contract says... You get injured every peaceful sim when they least expect it... but in return you'll try and stop getting shot so much? But I want safety holiday time when I can get injured when I please!
How a Sim Works: by CZ10-12-01 Beginning Today's mission is ... bla...bla... weeeeeee! I'm so hyperactive!! weeeee Middle Jackson: Argh! Hang on! I'll just heal him with pain killers! End Lobster!!!! Weeeeeee Cheeese!!!!! ::passes out after an hour of annoyingness:: Pants! Now I have to carry him! Damn you Jackson! Damn you!!!
Jackson's Bad Dream by CZ10-19-01 Commander: ARGH! Yorke: Pants and ouch! Drake: The Pain! What's going on!?! Everyone is getting injured but me!! And that's why you shouldn't eat walnuts Jackson... Jackson? Argh! It was just a bad dream! Thank God!
Jackson's Momma Joke by CZ10-24-01 Yo Momma so fat she fall over and cut herself, Gravy come out! That.. ::sob:: Hurts Jackson... Yo Momma so fat her blood type is Uncle Ben's! Well YOUR Momma so fat she's got other fat women orbiting around her! That.. ::sob:: .. Hurt... hey! No wonder no one came to my birthday party! Dumb ass...
Lesson for new people by CZ9-15-02 :: Sings:: Lobster made of.... Rabbit... Steel.. hhhmm hhmm hhmm Hello... I'm new here I'm Jackson I combust at random... ... Moments Best avoid that one...
Jackson uses the new 'CAT' gun... by CZ9-15-02 The cat is loaded and I'm not afraid to use it! ::chitter:: ::shouts:: Bang!... erm... uh oh ??? Blimey... how rare ::chitters and screams::
Jackson's head is scary by CZ9-16-02 Meanwhile, in Jackson's head... ARGH! Mwahahahahaha! What the hell are you!?! I am the killer_squirrel2 !! Mwahahahaha! You gonna do anything? I can't! I'm a drawing that lacks motor skills! Mwahahahaha!
The adventures of Squirrel and Jackson... Blimey! How rare! by CZ9-19-02 Meanwhile in the park You hide in the bushes, when he arrives, blast him! Good plan boss! We'll get that fool this time! ::chitter:: Aha! You revealed yourself too early my arch-nemesis! I shall stop this with a handy diving motion... how handy! *Dives to the side* Argh! You win this time Jackson! *From bushes* Sorry Boss!