Oh, Wow

Author: CaiaphasVulture

Date: October 24, 2005

by CaiaphasVulture
10-24-05
Jonathan! Great news! I've got a date with Kate! She totally fell for me and the "sweet guy"-concept!
Oh. Wow... um... oh, I mean, oh... wow.
I thought you'd be happy for me. Are you quite OK, you seem jumpy. You don't like Kate or something, do you?
No! I mean, she's fine, but it's not that... and all and... uh, wow.
Jonathan?
You're not gay, are you.