Reality Show's Newest Alienation

Author: Calipranks

Date: February 16, 2004

by Calipranks
2-16-04
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Congressman Johnson, upon hearing of your allegations; embezzling of US funds, and obstruction of justice, this committee has decided... to vote you off... Capital Hill.
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Oh, wait... but I do have some good news...
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I just saved a buncha money off my auto insurance by switching to Geico!