When Half Foot Long Subs Aren't Enough

Date: June 11, 2004

When Half Foot Long Subs Aren't Enough

by Calipranks
6-11-04


	Haha, I just freaked my chick friend out!


	I told her I had an 8 inch dick. She said "haha, cool." Then I told her to measure from the tip of her pelvic bone to her belly button.

"-- She's been silent in apprehension ever since."