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Dear FBI.... I'm hot on the trail of Osama bin Laden! After weeks of torturing several al-Qaida operatives, my organization has obtained his whereabouts! He'll only be here for a few days, so...
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| ... You must act fast! Send! | |
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| FBI Director, sir! We've just received information on Osama bin Laden's precise whereabouts! | |
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| Screw that hack, Idema! An elf from Pine View Mall just informed us that Osama's shacking it up with Mrs. Claus! | |
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"... We're going to the North Pole!"
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