The Hunt For Terror

Author: Calipranks

Date: August 22, 2004

by Calipranks
8-22-04
Dear FBI.... I'm hot on the trail of Osama bin Laden! After weeks of torturing several al-Qaida operatives, my organization has obtained his whereabouts! He'll only be here for a few days, so...
... You must act fast! Send!
FBI Director, sir! We've just received information on Osama bin Laden's precise whereabouts!
Screw that hack, Idema! An elf from Pine View Mall just informed us that Osama's shacking it up with Mrs. Claus!
"... We're going to the North Pole!"
Heh... suckers...
Happy to serve, master!