Still About As Useful As Clicking 'Help'

Author: Calipranks

Date: January 5, 2005

by Calipranks
1-05-05
Microsoft is proud to *snort* present the latest *snort* in computer innovations...
"... A sentient 'Help' option!"
Page cannot be displayed? What the...? Why not?
Because your mom's too busy tonguin' my balls, that's why, beotch!
... Tech support will remain on hand throughout the New Year's...