Staff Meeting

Author: CanadianCheese

Date: February 4, 2009

by CanadianCheese
2-04-09
Despite your collective incompetence, we have met our 2008 projections. Congratulations, morons.
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Despite his oratory skills, the boss still has trouble keeping the team's attention.
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
I bet that guy is hiding all the staplers.
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?