Golf Ball by CannibalJoe9-18-03 Golf Ball Hey man, check out this new golf ball! It can't possibly be lost! Really? Yeah! If you hit it in the woods, it beeps! If you hit it in the water, it floats! Too dark? It glows! Dude that's amazing! Where'd you get it? I found it right over there! ....
Reapers by CannibalJoe9-18-03 Slow night tonight. Yup. Guess you could say its "dead." Nice pun Harold. You're an idiot. No wonder you never get a raise. Shut up Randy. Don't make me kick your ass. Bonehead. Fag.
2nd Encounter With a Duck by CannibalJoe9-18-03 Ladies and gentleman, Giggle Shack proudly presents, A duck. CROWD: A duck?!? (laughter) CROWD: (still laughing) Yo. CROWD:BOOOOOOOO (and laughter) Bitches.
Duck watches a little TV by CannibalJoe9-18-03 Never anything fuckin good on this thing. Next on FOX: Bad hunting accidents caught on tape!