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by Capn_Special
12-24-03
Boy, just looking at this comic makes mine eyes bleed.
Ya mean like Stigmata?
....No. Nothing like that at all.
But--
Then the world 'sploded.
Oh boy!
Hooray!

 

by Capn_Special
12-24-03
MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS
*anger*
One nail later.
There! Now SHUT UP
Then the world 'sploded.
MERRY --TMAS! MERRY --TMAS! MERRY --TMAS! MERRY --TMAS! MERRY --TMAS! MERRY --TMAS!
hmmm... an improvement, but, not good enough.

 

by Capn_Special
12-25-03
AAARRRRG GGGAGRG!!!
AAAARGGGRGG AAGGGHHHH TRTGTA
Oh god! The apocalypse is terrible!!!
It's horribly not good! ARRRG
Happy New Year!
Yea! Happy 2004!!!

 

by Capn_Special
12-25-03
I LIKES MAH HOOKERS CHEAP! CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!!!
SUCKY SUCKY 5000 DORRAH!
Hmmm... Well, you ARE Asian, so, I'll let it slide...this time.
5000 DORRAH PLZ :D

 

by Capn_Special
12-28-03
And then the doctor said...
Shit. What was my line?
EVERY FUCKING TIME! GOD DAMMIT!

 

by Capn_Special
1-03-04
So then I said, "Anus?! Damn near killed 'em!"
ln(x-1)+ ln(x+2)=1 ln(x-1)(x+2)=ln1 e^ln(x-l)(x+2)=e^ln1 Ln(x-1) + Ln(x+2) = 1 e^[ln(x-l)(x+2)] = e^1 (x-1)(x+2)=d
The joke is never funny when you have to explain it.
x^2+x-(2+d)=0

 

by Capn_Special
1-12-04
We know join Pete at the WHORE RANCH.
I liked the first guy better.
Ass.

 

by Capn_Special
1-17-04
So, like, this Jehova's witness come to the door and he's all like "Jesus died on the cross for your sins..." and I'm like, "I don't believe in Jesus on the cross."
Well, what do you believe in?
Jesus on Ice.

 

by Capn_Special
2-03-04
Oh, yeah. Today, I'm totally getting a "hat trick!"
What's that?
It's when you bang three separate women in one 24 hour period.
What's the masturbatory equivalent?
That one trick with the magic linking rings.

 

by Capn_Special
2-21-04
SHiggity sho sho sho bic bam ho ass mutha fuckin' nigga yo azz up in herr!
My dad once...... touched me....with a bat.
Don't give a shiggity-shit!

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