Smash

Author: CaptainLoser

Date: March 15, 2005

by CaptainLoser
3-15-05
What's the idea with the space suit?
Well, sex is such a risky prospect nowdays.
Uh Huh.
And you know, it's so nasty and disgusting lately.
Jerking off's gotten to be a hazard?
You're the one that hasn't had sex in 8 months...