A Comic By Captain Obvious by CaptainObvious8-12-01 Hi, my name is Captain Obvious. Thanks to the magic of the stripcreator, I can once again point out the glaringly obvious. For example, reading this comic was a waste of your time.
You can't carry a tune without muscles... by CaptainObvious8-30-01 Dum de dum... "...It's another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody...."
Ripples by CaptainObvious6-17-02 woah, hey, what the hell is happening here? I seem to be floating in some kind of mass void...
Testing if your password really works... by CaptainObvious7-08-02 Oh baby... Wow, that's nice... I'm growin'... I'd like a lick of that... Nice ass... Hello, my name's Kurashima.
Captain Obvious Goes to War by CaptainObvious8-14-02 Hello. You're a little brown man. Captain Obvious, the North Koreans are scaling our barricade! Yes.
IT IS OBVIOUS WHO IT IS AND THAT IS THE JOKE HAHAHA by CaptainObvious9-17-02 CORNHOLE! Fine by me. What??? www.sub-m7.official.ws
No Captain in the Soviet Navy Has Ever Been Faced With Such by CaptainObvious10-29-02 dicks dicks you are a copycat fuck off you turkey!!!!!! and lick my scrotum while youre at it gladly This is sub_m7's best comic ever!
Closer to Home (I'm Your Captain) by CaptainObvious12-13-02 Here's a special message from Captain Obvious. Oi, Etsuko! 1nin okoeru ningen gako no akaunto o shiyou suru watashi tachi no kitorai oji ga rikai suru darou to omoimasu ka? Watashi wa sone utaimasu Reiko! Kare wa sono youna baka mae desu! Taigai no chitsu ono name mesho! Nani?
CHRISTMAS!!!!!! by CaptainObvious3-11-03 I think the best part of Christmas is the pain each child feels when he finds out I'm not real.
Homosex by CaptainObvious7-15-03 I am a robot. I am a robot, too. May I court you? You may court me. *pun* ? Sorry, charlie, but I am not gay like those robots!
The Fish Laughs by CaptainObvious10-13-03 Hi fishy! Hello good sir! OHNO MY SUIT IS FILLING WITH WATER HAHAHAHAHA omg im dead HAHAHAAAAAAAA
Untitled by CaptainObvious10-27-03 These are just two random characters :-) I think that Blue guy is really cute :-) OMGWTFLOL ME SO HORNY MMMMMMMMMMM PENIS AH
DA WURLD IS OURS PART WON by CaptainObvious10-30-03 ZOMBIE CUM TO LIfe bleh i vant 2 suk ur dick i mean blood heh heheheheheheh BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO TAKE OVR DA WERLD GATHER UR ZOMBIE FRIENDS YES SIR zombei: RISE ZOMBIES RISE ............................... TOO BE CONTINUED
DA WORLSD IS OURS PART TO by CaptainObvious10-30-03 fOLLOW ME ZOMBIES OK ITSA MEA MARIOA U ARE NOW ON MY TEAM OF ZOMBIES MARIO MEANWILE AT DA WITE HOUSE I AM DA PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND ZOMBIES ARE TAKIG OVER DA WORLD ( we r da ppl) OH NO WHUT WILL WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF 2 WHITEHOUS?
DA WORLD IS OURS PART 3 by CaptainObvious10-30-03 DONT WORY PREZ I AM GOKU AND I WILL DESTROY DA WICH AND ZIMBIES THANK U GOKU THE W URLD IS SAVED HA GOKU THINKS HE CAN DESTROY US BTW THIS IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF DA TEAM HIS NAME IS JACK BOO I AM A PUMKIN I SAW DEM OVER HERE GOKU OK THANX KRILLEN ID LET U HELP BUT UR WEEAK
DA WRDL IS OURS PART FOR by CaptainObvious10-30-03 OH YA I FROGOT TO SAY BUT DESE ARE HALOWEEN COMICS AND DA BACKROUND MEANS THAT THAY R GOIN REAL FAST ZOOOOM *THROWS FIREBALL* OW NO WHUT R U DOIN KA . . . MAY . . HA . .. MAY ... . . . . HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO YES I DESTROYED HIM HAAHAHA
DA WORLD IS OURS PART FIVE GOKU IS DA WINNER by CaptainObvious10-30-03 OK GOUKU DESTORYED ALL DA ZOMBIES AND NOW HE IS FACING DA WITCH O YA HE IS SUOPER SAYAN AND HE ASKED EVERYONE TO HELP HIM MAKE A SPIRIT BOMB OH NOOOOO GOSH DARN IT GOKUUUUUUUUU *THROWS SPIRIT BOMB WOW THANK U GOKU U SAVED THE WORLD AH SHUCKS IT WAS NOTHIN