Lovecraftian Customer Service

Author: CardinalBiggles

Date: January 13, 2004

by CardinalBiggles
1-13-04
Welcome to McThulhu's, my name is Minion, how may I help you?
Well, I don't usually like to complain, but this coffee has a distinct taste of meat.. could I speak to the manager?
* SHLURRRRP * Is there a problem?
*ulp* Erm, come to think of it, no.
Have a nice day! *SHLURRRP*