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| * whistles the Lord of the Rings theme in an off-key warbling pitch that makes a cell phone version sound like a symphony* | |
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| This is Cliff, the incessantly noisy person I share an office with | |
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| *hrrrrARRRH!* Only men wear pants! Is it just me, or do all the women in this office get uglier every day? *BURRRRRP* *whistle whistle* *croak* | |
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| Since I'm going to be on leave, Cliff, I've arranged for a temp to come in while I'm gone. | |
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| I'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE CUBICLE IN THE CORNER, AND IF YOU WAKE ME, I SUGGEST YOU START PRAYING TO WHATEVER IRRELEVANT DEITY YOU WORSHIP QUICK SMART. | |
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