The Adventures Of Marcus the Bin Man [Episode 1]

Author: Carpet-head

Date: August 13, 2001

by Carpet-head
8-13-01
Marcus lived in a bin. When Terrence asked him what he was doing, he said...
Get the f*ck away from my bin, b*tch.
Ah sh*t, a madman in a bin. Just what I need...
However, Terrence was a policeman and promptly arrested Marcus, who was clearly insane.
Ah b*llocks.
In prison, Marcus was assaulted by a mad Welshman who drove nails into his own head.
F*ck a duck!
MWAHAHA!!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?! AARGH!!!!!!