The Adventures Of Marcus the Bin Man [Episode 3]

Author: Carpet-head

Date: August 17, 2001

by Carpet-head
8-17-01
In the last episode, Marcus was outwitted by a dog. This led Marcus to consider suicide...
I am such a sorry piece of crap. I live in a bin and a dog outsmarted me. What's the point of carrying on?
That's it, son... go on... give yourself up...
Marcus continued to ponder his purpose on this Earth
I mean, is there really a purpose to my life? Is this it? Would anyone really miss me? *sigh*. What does it all mean?
For f*cks sake hurry up - I've got a mass killing in Kansas in 20 minutes...
The Reaper gets impatient
F*ck a duck! I'm on fire!
Yeah whatever. I'm off. See ya.