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| Eh... can I help you today? | |
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| Yes. I would like a half dozen sugar cookies, for I am a Musical Theatre student prodigy. | |
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| While you serve me, keep this in mind: All actors must understand the reasons behind their actions. The subtext in their songs, one of which I feel coming on soon! | |
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| So now I must think, "What is my motivation? What inspires me to support Capitalist America? Why, O vicious, vengeful God, must I eat these cookies? WHY!?" | |
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| Because if you don't take them and leave my line of sight right now, I will personally give you a colonoscopy with these serving tongs. | |
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