He can be really persuasive.

Author: ChaosMan

Date: January 21, 2006

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Sir, this is a crime scene. You are not allowed to stand in the middle of it and read.
Oh really?
Because, ya know...I think I can...and when I think...I'm usually right.
Hey, guess what! You've just been given a permit to read in the middle of a crime scene.
How thoughtful of you.