The Shiny Red Button...of...Death?

Author: ChaosMan

Date: January 21, 2006

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Hey Johnathon, you've got a letter.
In the middle of a nuclear war? Interesting! Read it to me this instant.
It says to take 2 steps to the right and press a shiny red button on a gadget.
Ok!
Who woulda known that shiny red button would've set you aflame?
Not me. That's for sure.