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by Chaotic
6-24-03
Summer Time......
die venu scum
Shouldn't you be writing your thesis paper?
yeah, ok I will, I have plenty of time
Damn, you're lazzzzzzzzy
1 month later.......
Hey, Satan, how about my soul for a 60 page thesis paper. (Damn NC taking everything, the bastards.)
Are you kidding, that is way to much to do for a soul. How about presidency of America, or Br 20 and Cr 5 in that game.

 

by Chaotic
6-24-03
A average day being the mail clerk at the University.
Hey Keith
I got more complaints about the mail.
What is it this time
******* did't get his/her mail
Well if they leave their #&*%king forwarding address, instead of expecting me to some how read their small minds.
Anyway, the boss wants to talk to you

 

by Chaotic
6-24-03
A average orientation day at the University...
... and this is the residence's room. There are four bedrooms in one suite, where there will be 1 person living in each.
This place is not bad...
a few seconds later ......................(after the information seeks in)
What.... My son won't get this whole place to himself, he will have to live with roommates!
Well, its not like they are living in the same room, and he could keep the door close if he wants, or request to move to another room.
This is totally unacceptable, I want to talk to your boss. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
ahhh, giving tours to parents, this must be hell.

 

by Chaotic
6-24-03
A Wednesday duty night........
Ring Ring........... Ring Ring
Damn its 3am in the morning, and I get a damn noise complaint
Hey, Im sorry you have to turn down the music or stop the party. I recieved a noise complaint.
Ok, sorry.
Then the battle cry of the dumbass drunks happens.........
RAs gone, back to parting. Wooooooooooooo
Crank that music up. Woooooooooooooo

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
Approx. 20 minutes later........
ring ring............... ring ring.........
ahhhhhhhh going to kill thoughs bastards, I just want sleep.
Maybe I can finally get some sleep.
Finally, im sorry i had to resort to this, but maybe I can get some sleep finally.....
Time for the party to end
But, I must write the incident report first..........
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.................I then had to call University Police and the party ended.
ahhhhhhh, I can't get to sleep now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
At a dance club.....
Hey, want to dance?
Ok (She not bad looking)
You know the only reason I'm dancing with you is because your two friends are taken.
Ooookaaaaay, keep smiling and just continue dancing. Mental Note : Kill myself later.....
Meanwhile.....
Hey buddy, get your freak on
Way to go big will

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
Ever wonder why girls end up going out with lesser attractive guys?
not bad looking, Just doesn't have that spark....
oh my god, look at that guy
Maybe, because of the money.....
He is so handsome

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
One Day....
Wahhhhh, My girlfriend broke up with me.
Ahhhh, poor guy he needs my help.
Couple hours later....
I have to break up with you, xxxx just broke up with yyyyy and he is heart broken.
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Want to go out with me, will that make you happy?
Huh, OKAY

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
At a STGC Lan Party.......
What you suck I killed you like 30 times, and with a Deagle
What.... you didn't kill me that many times, I killed you like 40 times already
Terrorist Win........
Man I kicked your arse, so badly.
Whateverrrrr...only because you camp, you bastard.
Counter Terrorist Win.......
Man I kicked your ass, so badly, you suck.
Ha only because you're a camping bastard.

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
Cavallo: Using Stirling Numbers of the First Kind what is the next value, William
Uh, lets see S(n,k)-S(n-1,k-1)+kS(n-1,k), now just plug and chug and....
2 seconds later ....................... Cavallo: George
Damn, ok uh Stirling Numbers of the First Kind, ok S(n,k)-S(n-1,k-1)+kS(n-1,k), now just plug and chug and....
S(5,3) then equals...
2 seconds later ....................... Cavallo: We just went over this!!!!!!!! The answer is 35.
S(5,3) then equals....
35

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
Time: 12:15pm
Ok, Time to start Cavallos homwork.
Time: 3:15pm
Finally I'm done. Now I just got to hand this in.
2 Days later after getting HW back.
You should spend more time on your homework, not just do it. You should give it a rest then a few hours later pick the book up and refresh your mind. After HW is done go back and recheck it. Again!!!!
Damn, he gave me 7.5 out of 10. If only I didn't have other classes, maybe I could

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
Man I am bored....
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ahhhhh its a rabid beast, HELP!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
Hey Keith
Hey Keith
Oh oh, here comes our boss
Hey Keith
Hey Keith
Hey, Its like a RA meeting or something.

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
Huh
Damn thoughs guys
Hey Keith, Its a good thing I ran into you, I need you to do a few things for me. I couldn't find any of the other RAs.

 

by Chaotic
6-25-03
One peaceful afternoon....
Okay lets get some work done, just got to open Word.
Looks like you are trying to write something? Maybe I can help.
Oh no its you, I thought I killed you off.
Nah, I'm a Microsoft creation from behind the grave, you can't kill me.
Oh crap, I just wanted to write a thesis paper.
Well that won't be happening, I'll be poping up and bugging you the whole time. Muhahahahahahaha

 

by Chaotic
6-26-03
Finally, got my thesis paper done, maybe I can finally graduate.
Finally, got my Masters Degree, maybe I can finally get a real job.
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order? (well two out of three ain't bad)

 

by Chaotic
6-30-03
ok, lets try this again..., this time I'll open notepad.
Hello, looks like you are trying to type something, would you like to use Microsoft's Word instead.
ahhhhhhhhhhhh, shut the computer down!!!!!!
Only way to get something done, nowadays without a computer is to use the trusty old pencil and paper
Looks like you're trying to write something, mabe I can help?

 

by Chaotic
8-02-03
1 Week before Resident Advisor training starts.
I'm getting all stressed out, RA training is just around the corner.
Why?
Because of all the work that I will have to do.
You don't do anything anyway....
Oh, yeah you're right, huh, why was I getting all stressed out?
Sigh

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