Where is Oreo's Daddy?

Author: Chaplin

Date: May 26, 2005

by Chaplin
5-26-05
Mother, Why are you wearing makeup?
I'm going on a Date.
But...Mothers don't go on dates they take care of my hunger and poop!!
Sometimes mommies need some fun,too.
I don't want you to have Fun! Don't you notice my constant crying and biting??
I could just go out and leave you out on a Adoption Center's doorsteps.