Heaven and Hell

Author: CharlesPooter

Date: April 18, 2007

by CharlesPooter
4-18-07
One hot morning in Hell...
Alright?
Aye, not bad. What about yourself?
Not bad, this weather has been playing havoc with me bunions though.
Aye, it has been hot lately. You'll never guess who I had in the back of my torture dungeon? Only that Saddam Hussein! He didn't like it when I bit off his nose.
No nose? How does he smell?
He can't, the blood has clotted over the nasal orifices where his nose used to be.