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by CheeseDude
11-23-02
I...used to be the poster child for that damned Microsoft Office...
Then one day, it hit me. I was enlightened. It was great...
The guy who owns Apple gave me a blowjob. It was the best one of my life...considering I have no dick. Go buy an iMac.

 

by CheeseDude
11-23-02
I figured, "Hey, I'm the son of God, I'll buy a PC."
But...fucking PC's weren't invented yet. It was fucking 1 A. D. I mean Jesus. So I bought an iMac.
That's how I saved Christmas.

 

by CheeseDude
11-23-02
God DAMN I'm l33t.

 

by CheeseDude
11-23-02
awwwz Anthony awwz
lol
Brandon stfu d00d rofl

 

by CheeseDude
11-23-02
So then I went to Wal-Mart...
...bought myself some fishing line, you know, for the fishing hole, and...
...wait a minute, there ain't no black people in Breckenridge!

 

by CheeseDude
11-23-02
Dude, shhh shhh shhh, be strong.
Be strong o...off the shizzle...
Shut the fuck up dude.
OOOOKKKK! Don't talk to me like you know stuff.

 

by CheeseDude
11-23-02
*Ahem* I have just received a very important e-mail...
Apparently there are lesbians who want my "hard cock."
Which is ironic because the kid I portray myself to be in this strip looks like he hasn't gone through puberty yet...and they're lesbians. Why would they want cock?

 

by CheeseDude
11-23-02
Yall just wait my brother's going to receive a phone call tomorrow morning.
*RING*
Fuck.
Yeah.

 

by CheeseDude
11-24-02
I can read minds, dipshit.
Hey look, it's an alien. Maybe I can go over there and pester it...WITH MY MIND!
I will not let him get to me...
Aliens are gay. Aliens are gay. You can't hear me because I'm thinking and aliens are gay. Dun dun I hate you and I raped your grandm...
See now you took it too far.

 

by CheeseDude
11-24-02
Look at Anthony, just sitting there, his brain gradually decreasing to the brain of a peanut as he chats in those "rooms" of his. Uh oh, he's getting up.
You are inferior.
And you're a fucking dog on a ball.

 

by CheeseDude
11-25-02
Dude...someone stole my cell phone. My calculator too.
Dude that fucking sucks, what are you going to do?
I dunno...do what I usually do when I'm mad.
Take it out on the world?
Take it out on the world.

 

by CheeseDude
11-25-02
Chris explains why he kicks so much more ass than the Tech Club...
You know, Anthony, I am an asset to this club. Technically I run this place, whether you're here or not.
As a matter of fact, I'm getting ready to use my superior motivational guitar and speech skills to get the rest of the members to impeach you for missing a couple meetings.
Chris, you know what I hate?
What?
You.

 

by CheeseDude
11-26-02
Anthony and Daniel discuss Tech Bowl...
Hey, we're up next for Tech Bowl, did you study?
No.
Did you at least go through the program and learn some of the questions?
No.
Well how do you expect us to win?
I was hoping you'd carry us. I'm just here for the free food.

 

by CheeseDude
11-26-02
So yeah, we just won our first round of Tech Bowl.
Thanks to me.
What the hell do you mean? I answered most of the questions.
Yeah, b...but I got the bonus question.
It was a fluke.
Was it a fluke when I did your mom?

 

by CheeseDude
11-29-02
Smoke me and be cool!
Just say no!
Smoke me and be Mysterious!
I said NO!
Smoke me and get chicks?
Don't you listen? I said... wait... chicks?

 

by CheeseDude
11-29-02
I want to take pot and I heard that you could provide it to me
First joint is free, $25 bags after that / no fronts and if you rat me out, my girlfreind will cut off your balls. Got it? Ever done anthing like this before, Cherry?
If you count mixing my mom's Xanex & Hydrococodone with my dad's 18 year old scotch on a daily basis...
Whoa, Turbo! how do you keep them from finding out?
She has lost the ability to count small objects and he switched to Vodka so his cubical partner can't smell it.
Whatever Biscuit... Since you obiously live in the suburbs I will let you pay with AMEX or PayPal but you have to cover the 3% service fee.

 

by CheeseDude
11-29-02
I would like to take our relationship to the next level.
Actually, I am ready to move on. this isn't working out. It's not you , it's me.
Is it because I turned 13? Are you seeing somebody younger?
Of course not! I just feel that it is time for you to pursue a relationship with a fine young boy closer to your own age.
Well, if you say so. But it will take time to get over you.
Whatever, grandpa. Now tell your little brother that I will be needing a new alterboy. PRONTO!

 

by CheeseDude
11-29-02
*Ahem* I have yet another very important "announcement" to make.
While I was "asleep" this "morning," my "father" decided it would be a "good" "idea" to "hack" into my account at "stripcreator" and "make" the previous three "comics."
Mwahahahaha.
Since I can't "think" of a decent "punchline" for this "comic," here are two "Asian" "girls."
We are Asian.
We will eat your soul.

 

by CheeseDude
11-29-02
Son, I've been there, I'm doing this for your own good, you just have to understand that.
I'm going as easy on you as I possibly can, and I'm proud of you for not forcing me to punish you more than I have to.
Fucking Dad.
Grounded. Three months.
Dammit.

 

by CheeseDude
12-07-02
So I always used to wear regular suits, I mean Jesus, they were badass!
And then I was invited to be in a quinceañera, and I tried on the tux. I fell in love.
tux.com/switch
My name is Brandon, and I'm fucking l33t.

 

by CheeseDude
5-21-03
Hey so I hear you and the rest of the gang are going to do some killing! Let me guess, the routine 23 stab wounds? Good luck with that!
Luck? Don't worry, the whole of us won't have a hard time taking you down.
Uh...me?
You? Uh...what about...you?
You said something about taking me down?
OK guys, get your daggers, he knows too much.

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