I am going to hell for this one.

Author: CheeseDude

Date: November 29, 2002

by CheeseDude
11-29-02
I would like to take our relationship to the next level.
Actually, I am ready to move on. this isn't working out. It's not you , it's me.
Is it because I turned 13? Are you seeing somebody younger?
Of course not! I just feel that it is time for you to pursue a relationship with a fine young boy closer to your own age.
Well, if you say so. But it will take time to get over you.
Whatever, grandpa. Now tell your little brother that I will be needing a new alterboy. PRONTO!