How To Make A Generic Hollywood Horror Flick: Ending

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: May 20, 2003

by Chi_The_Cynic
5-20-03
Step 7: Create some convoluted solution involving copious amounts of technobabble and some ingenius device to be activated in a race against time
Step 8: Climax with a big fight scene including gratuitious violence and explosions, culminating in the monster's death
Step 9: Everything ends happily ever after, possibly sealed with another sex scene (and just before the credits roll, insert a tenuous link that could form the basis for a sequel)
Brrrrrrring!
Ooo! Ahhh!