CC 213: Mortal Kombat vs. All The President's Men

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: September 30, 2003

by Chi_The_Cynic
9-30-03
..and so then Uncky Rehnquist tells me I did win after all! How 'bout dat, Uncky Dick?
Jus' you remember all those promises you made, ma' boy
I am Raiden, God of Thunder! Please excuse my inappropriate French accent and alarming squint!
It says here dat I promised you dominion over all the peoples of Earth... I really dun' remember sayin' dat, Mr. Raiden, sir
FATALITY!
DOWN FORWARD LEFT PUNCH!