CC XI: If Divine Creation Had Been Penned By Eddie Izzard...

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: November 15, 2003

by Chi_The_Cynic
11-15-03
In the beginning was the word...
Banana!
...the word became flesh...
I shall call it Spanky
...and was duly eaten.
Alas, poor Spanky, I knew him well. But not THAT well *chomp*
Good work, my evil minion, that puts me and God on a par with Palace and Preston North End - one all!