CC 222: Deuce Rumsfield

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: December 1, 2003

by Chi_The_Cynic
12-01-03
The President is... unavailable! He sent me to speak on his behalf
America's new foreign policy is: War with France! Camembert, croissants, garlic and Jean-Paul Gaultier are the new axis of evil! There will be no mercy.
Meanwhile...
Well, looking on the bright side, Mr. President, your ratings have just gone up by 45%