What Christmas Means To... Croydon Dwellers

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: December 22, 2003

by Chi_The_Cynic
12-22-03
Ya got yer Chrismuz shoppin' done yet?
Nah, I darn't burleev in Chrismuz
Woss dere ta burleev in? Juss n'excoos ta git pissed, innit?
Dat's where you is wrong! Chrismuz is abaart dis geezer, roight? Ya know wot Chrismuz celerbrates?
Nah?
It's the celerbration of dis bloke gettin' nailed to a cross! Brutal, innit?