Why You Should Turn Off Your Walkman When Boarding A Train

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: March 21, 2004

by Chi_The_Cynic
3-21-04
...buffet service to be found in carriage A...
Why are all those people standing up in the other carriage when there are plenty of seats in here?
...the smoker's carriage for this journey will be carriage B...
...we hope you enjoy your journey.
Crap.