Because Everyone's A Cynic: Army Recruits

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: March 22, 2004

by Chi_The_Cynic
3-22-04
So, you want to join the army, kid?
Yes, but I'm only 17
Well, you're in luck! Minimum age for signing up is 17
But, that means I'm mature enough to be sent to my potential death, but not mature enough to vote for who sends me...
Welcome to the army, son!
*gulp*