Because Everyone's A Cynic: Sunday Opening Hours

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: April 18, 2004

by Chi_The_Cynic
4-18-04
On attempting to buy some wine...
Sorry, I've just closed up for the day
But it's only 4pm..
Yep, but it's Sunday, and that means I have to close early
The justification for closing early on Sundays is because the Christian authorities in this country say nobody should work on the Sabbath...
Yeah, and your point?
My point?! You've been open until 4pm today anyway, so how does closing early make God any happier if the point of a Sabbath is you don't work at all?