A Guide To British Etiquette: The Catch-All Condolence

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: August 24, 2004

by Chi_The_Cynic
8-24-04
She walked out on me, there and then! I turn up to work the next day and get given my cards, and before I know it I'm on the dole!
Then my mother passed away on the same day that the dog got run over, and I broke my arm trying to change a light bulb!
And if that wasn't bad enough, the bank told me I've gone beyond my overdraft limit and they'll be sending the bailiffs round!
Still, not to worry, eh?