Happy Valentine's Day, Folks

Author: Chi_The_Cynic

Date: February 14, 2005

by Chi_The_Cynic
2-14-05
On the Croydon tram...
Emergency, mate! I need to borrow your phone!
Why do they always say "mate"?
So, can I borrow it?
What's the emergency?
It's Valentine's Day! I need to call my girlfriend!
Haha, sorry, I thought you said "emergency"