These are not the droids you're looking for

Author: Chicken_Corner

Date: July 9, 2011

by Chicken_Corner
7-09-11
HOW STUFF REALLY WORKS
We'd like to expand the fire station into the adjacent lot.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. SOMEONE BOUGHT IT.
I guess we'll have to move instead. I wish we could have bought it.
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BUY IT BECAUSE YOU'RE MOVING INSTEAD.
Right. Wait, what?
IT'S A LAWYER MIND TRICK, GET USED TO IT.