Already A Winner

Author: Chicken_Corner

Date: August 1, 2011

by Chicken_Corner
8-01-11
HOW STUFF REALLY WORKS
Tomorrow's the election. Are you worried?
Yes! I've spent $100,000 on this.
If I lose I get nothing.
If I win I get...nothing.

What was I thinking?
Are you worried?
Yes! I've worked day and night on mailings, letters, calls, signs, forums, radio, buttons, tattoos and reigning in little old ladies.

All for our Selectmen.
Are you worried?
ME? NO. THIS ELECTION ISN'T ABOUT ME... OR THE OFFICE I BUILT ON OPEN SPACE.

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.