I Prefer Monsters

Author: Chicken_Corner

Date: August 28, 2011

by Chicken_Corner
8-28-11
Hurricane Irene knocked out the power. So what? I'm not afraid.
Wha-- Oh, it's just the wind. I'm safe and dry in the cellar.
In a flash of lightning!
Aaaaaaah! Lawyer!
Well, yes, but I'm from your insurance company. We're getting an early start on telling people no.