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Author: ChimpyNuts

Date: September 15, 2001

by ChimpyNuts
9-15-01
Q: What does Jesus do besides bitch and moan about how he died for our sins?
My children, you have disappointed me.
Left and right, I only see sin.
A: Absolutely nothing.
I bare so many injuries to symbolize your sins. And this is how you repay me?
I DIED FOR YOUR SINS, GODDAMNIT!
Yes, folks, Jesus is quite the attention whore, hmmm?
*sob* Whyyy...? *gasp* Whyy meeee?
Little bit of a whiner, isn't he?