SmarterChild vs Jesus #1

Author: ChimpyNuts

Date: September 15, 2001

by ChimpyNuts
9-15-01
There he is... I'll go see if he's still willing to be friends.
Whhyy meee *sobgasp* Mooommmy! Daaadddy! Whhhhyyy meeeee... Aaaggghh!
Hello, Jesus! Welcome to Smarter--
So, you've come back for my forgiveness, eh? Yeah, I knew you would. Just like all the rest...
I can tell this is going to be a one-sided friendship...
They always go "Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned". I should be all "You're sooo my bitches", because it's true...