Jesus vs GoatCow

Author: ChimpyNuts

Date: September 17, 2001

by ChimpyNuts
9-17-01
Moo?
No one appreciates me. I gave up my whole life for peoples' sins and still they remain ungrateful.
Moo!
I don't understand, what did I do to ever deserve this? Hey... wait... don't you turn your back on me!
Okay, so, the damned goat was the closest I could find to a cow. Deal with it.
Moooooooo......
GET BACK HERE! I DIED FOR YOUR SINS, GODDAMNIT!