Jesus Hates Halloween ='(

Author: ChimpyNuts

Date: October 31, 2001

by ChimpyNuts
10-31-01
Daddy! How come my holiday has to be so far away?! What is the point of Halloween, anyway?
I mean, all it is, is stupid little kids and stupid candy and stupid stuff like that.
Whhyyy meeeeee?! *sobs*
Holy breakdancing Jesus, shut the hell up!
I'm offended by that.
I don't care. I dislike you.