I'm sad.

Author: Chizi-jibini

Date: October 15, 2002

by Chizi-jibini
10-15-02
So, I guess I don't get it. What is funny to you people?
Have you tried mentioning anal rape?
I dunno...I just can't bring myself to stoop to something like that...
Stoop!? This country was built on anal rape!
I don't know if I can bring myself to think of our founding fathers so much as thinking the word "cornhole".
Have you tried mentioning blowjobs?