The Sidewalk - Homeless Dave

Author: Choobychooby

Date: March 18, 2003

by Choobychooby
3-18-03
Hey, darlin', ah don't suppose ye could spare me a couple of bucks?
It depends, are you going to spend it on beer and cigarettes?
Not at all.
A handjob from a hooker?
I wouldn't dream of it!
Then I'm sorry, you don't fit the stereotype that reinforces my belief that I am better than the scum on the street. The money stays in my pocket.