Number 8 - Psycho Chris

Author: Choobychooby

Date: March 30, 2003

by Choobychooby
3-30-03
Hey man, let's go back to your house for some cheese toasties.
No, my toaster's busted, the toast only pops up at innapropriate times.
Eh?
The last time I tried to make toast, it popped up just as my girlfriend dumped me.
Okay, how about we fry up some bacon?
No, I bent the frying pan all out of shape clubbing my ex-girlfriend with it.