1940's - Young Mr Kidney

Author: Choobychooby

Date: March 28, 2004

by Choobychooby
3-28-04
Right, Hank, just play it cool tonight, okay? You always manage to screw things up with the chicks.
What are you talking about? I'm always the one who has to walk them home and sit on their doorstep until they stop crying.
Exactly, you make me look bad, acting all "Mr Nice Guy" to them.
With lines like "I'm Humphrey Bogart's stunt crotch" you make YOURSELF look bad.
Also, you might want to tuck your penis back in.