All comics by Chris_Strike

 

Summer Boredom of Doom Part I by Chris_Strike 6-03-04
...one boring summer night, while SiJ and Sickness try to figure out ideas for a comic. Hey Nick...since we're all out of ideas and stuff, how about we think together? 2 heads are better than one... ...okay!	P.S. Sickness wants to smear pizza on a Mexican midget named Jornaldo's ass. I know...we should both hit our heads on the monitor at the same time But then again, if two heads then headbutt, they can hurt each other, can't they? ...oh what the hell!	Sickness then fakes SiJ and sees him hit his head on the monitor through the webcam. Aw bastard...that actually did hurt Whoa, look at this Chris...it says "Dear Sickness, can someone call a waiter...because SiJ just served himself"...what's that supposed to mean?

 

Brief Introduction of Myself...that should have gone first by Chris_Strike 6-03-04
Hello, my name is Chris. Most of my friends call me SiJ, Strikely, or Hilda the Hurricane (I still don't get it guys). As you can see, I have a lot of weird and crazy friends...like Ern and Sickness! Yo Nick, how the hell did we end up near a cop car? ...ummmmm...errrrrrr...hey look, a donut store!	I also have a lot of friends that are well...quite out of the ordinary (aka Masa and Trips M). OMG, CHRISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *Masa Bombs j00 off a Titantron* STRIKE~! Simon tells you to now grab him a beer, a few cookies and an ugly ass bear for my dear, young sister!	At last...there are also the people I kinda dislike, but yet find very amusing at times. Like Funk and HKC OMG...THE CANUCKS OWN THE AVALANCHE AND BERTUZZI SHOULD RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY! MOORE DESERVES TO DIE LIKE A GIRL!!!! Um...errr...well...I'm a girl...OMG, TEH BUTTSE>

 

People's Thoughts on My Mullet by Chris_Strike 6-08-04
Well, I decided to show my mullet off to a lot of people after getting my webcam. So, as a way of putting them in this comic and having them not kill me later, here's what they've told me (or others) Sara: Geez, I'll have to say his mullet looks good on him...but he will never beat your sexyness Shelty. Shelty: Damn straight...I mean, who can beat me in sexyness status? Specially when I'm wearing this ninja suit.	Some seemed to think it was the best thing evar! WK: OMG...MULLET!!!!!! OTR: HOLY ****, MULLET!!!!! AND VAN HALEN IMPRESSIONS AS WELL	While some just took about 10 seconds of their lives to pretty much tell me I had a long way to go. SiJ: *reading MSN message* "Dear SiJ, even though you have the mullet, you still don't have a beard, sideburns and a wang as big as mine. Love, Ern" ...damn you! Sickness: LMAO!!!

 

An Ern and Sickness Moment (...I had to do it, honestly...) by Chris_Strike 6-21-04
This is what happens when Ern meets up with rapper/rocker Everlast. Everlast: So yeah dawg...I was blowing my boyfriend the other day... Ern: ...what the ****?	This is what happens when Nick meets up with rapper/rocker Everlast. Everlast: So yeah dawg...I was blowing my boyfriend the other day... Nick: ...please kill me!	...and this is what happens when Ern and Nick "confab". Nick: Tee hee...so I was blowing my boyfriend the other day... Ern: LMAO!

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